I think I have pink-eye. Seriously world? At least I'm finally taking that day off I've been dreaming about.

Also, I was watching 50 First Dates. When they go to the mental hospital Dan Aykroyd is the doctor, and he tells them the hospital is funded out of Sandusky, Ohio by T.B. Callahan Auto Parts.

I'm eating marshmallow fluff straight from the jar, and am very happy about it. Adam's going to have hypery sugary Karen on his hands when we go to a nice restaurant for dinner tonight. Hee.

I've started reading Snow by Orhan Pamuk. It's set in Turkey, and so far the most important point I've gathered from it is there is both a city and a province in Turkey called Batman.

http://www.adiyamanli.org/MapofTurkey/turk_map.htm (Section C-8)

Marie Antoinette's legacy lives on.

http://celebedge.sympatico.msn.ca/Dramarama/ContentPostingDramarama3column?newsitemid=5990d6de-c1bf-478e-a629-02c252efed2a&feedname=RYAN_PORTER_GOSSIP&show=False&number=0&showbyline=True&subtitle=&detect=&abc=abc&date=False

EDIT:

As does the Bush legacy.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090103/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bushisms

Going home todayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! Have baked goods ready!!! Because I plan to FEAST like a BEAST!

...that's an awfully convenient rhyme.

I'm drunk and listening to "Puttin' On The Ritz." Trak, I think of you.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

My Christmas shopping is almost done (I would be done, but I got Adam's present when he was right next to me, so I gotta get something else...), the Holkos are here, and I'm going to see Gillis in a few hours!! And HOME on Tuesday!! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooo!!! Awesome!!!

Things may be looking up. But as we know, this changes from day to day. We shall see.

Dick's Drive-In and Dairy Dip has astounding burgers. MUCH better than The Works. And delicious shakes. Poutine needs work. But the pickles are scrumptious.

I'm putting up the Christmas tree today!! Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

I'm teh shit.

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyy I have various pieces of news ranging from good to OMJWTFBBQAWESOME, that can't be divulged until they become concrete. But just know, in spite of being (once again) desperately poor, I am also in a bit of a gleeful state in anticipation of the near future.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SEASON PREMIERE OF THE OFFICE WAS HUGE!!!!! Everyone watch it immediately, best episode of all time for sure!!!! Aaaaaiiiiiiiieeeeeeeee!!!

"J" is alive. Fuckhead.

James is here! I talked to him after work, he has a dinner with conference-peeps and then hopefully we'll meet up to dish the latest.

I got to have a sit-down-with-a-beer-and-hash-out-the-day with Kyla today. We used to do it every day when it was just us living here, so it's been a while. Lots of big news we had to catch each other up on. It was nice.

My sunglasses continue to be pimp.

I would just like everyone to know, Herbal Magic does in fact work. Yes, I'm biased, but I haven't been this small since I was 18. Glorious!

In other news, it still isn't August. And it's humid as all fuck in this craptown.

Money sucks and should not exist. Unless I can have lots of it.

I am overjoyed to have found the housematehorror community.

On an unrelated note, the third roommate is moving in as I type. She seems decent and friendly.

So, one of my clients works for CBC, and BluesFest is this week, so tonight he's hanging out with Corb Lund and Feist. And his fiancee doesn't want to go. I was like "WTF I'll go!! Take me!"

I am so le jealous.

Well, I am home.

Monday, I make the big move to Ottawa! Takin' the bus, a 6 hour tour, but I've done worse. Job interview on Tuesday morning, it's a call centre but whatever, a job is a job! And the job is in walking distance from the apartment, so sweet deal there!

Also, Mom is buying me a cell phone -- sweet beans!

I wish now I had waited a few hours before sending out that life update to my loved ones on le East Coast, which had very little to report. This is the latest news!

Dinner/slumba party at Steph's this Friday, muchos excitement there!! (P.S. Steph, what are your thoughts on your willingness to give my hair a very uncomplicated trim? I need the mullet cut off.)

Things are coming together for yours truly!

Updates to follow, hopefully from the 'wa!